Wacky Wab Tales 6

Field Trip Fun

Yesterday my class took a field trip to seoul. We had a really smelly time. The guide showed us one poop, at least 14 poops, and a very play food.
O sama vin laden had an accident. He played over the fruit and banged into obama. She fell against a big strangly child and put her man through the plan. We all rested!
The trip was even more sadly than a day at school.

Wacky Wab Tales 5

A New Sport

kadafi and I decided to try out the newest sport at glps. It's called smelly underwear. The object of the game is to kick a(n) smelly underwear all the way to the end of the field. Every time you do, the fans yell “angry!” and you get 14 points. The person with the most points wins.
kadafi started and kicked the underwear halfway down the field. What a shot! Then it was my turn. I picked up the underwear, took aim, and missed completely. I felt so funny! I tried again, and this time I kicked the underwear all the way to the end of the field. The fans in the stands hollered “angry!” I won the game!
Now I am the champion of glps! I didn't want kadafi to feel badly, so I treated kadafi to a trip to market for a(n) human sundae with blood on top!

Wacky Web Tales 4

The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Lee mung park and Jan Dark were walking down a(n) smelly trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were strangely and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Lee mung park and Jan Dark began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they pooped so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Lee mung park began to get worried, but Jan Dark seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Jan Dark said. “Do you see that underwear? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Lee mung park, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Lee mung park felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottage Lee mung park had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 1414 feet tall, and it was covered with red ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thingLee mung park had ever seen!

Lee mung park said, “Jan Dark, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) play! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Jan Dark.

Lee mung park was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his ass chatter asJan Dark opened the door. All of a sudden, Lee mung park felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Lee mung park!” they all fainted.

Wacky Web Tales 3

The Mummy

We thought our trip to the museum would be boring, but we were wrong. After we handed our ants to Obama at the door, we were led into the museum's bathroom. The first things I noticed were the mummy cases against the pants. Why were there mummy cases in thebathroom?

While we waited for our guide, robin van percy told us how the pharaohs always placed a large owl in their mummy cases to protect them from intruders. poop and I got a littlestrange hearing this. There were, after all, 14 mummy cases in the room with us.

Suddenly we heard a(n) playing sound coming from inside one of the mummy cases. “wow!!” poop and I screamed at the same time.

“Nothing to worry about,” said robin van percy calmly. “I'm sure it's just the wind.” Just then one of the mummy cases rested open. Out played an enormous owl covered withapples. Just as I was about to run from the room, the owl threw off the apples and howled, “April Fools!” It was Mr.Hwang!

We had forgotten that it was April first, but I guess robin van percy and Mr.Hwang had not.

Wacky Web Tales 2

A New Winter Sport

Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm underwear. You want to be sure you stay warm and strange. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy blood. Now you are ready to go snow playing!

Some people say only experts should go snow playing, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that human will be offering special snowplaying classes after school at glps, but I don't know if that's true.

The best place to go snow playing is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and underwears. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, punch out below!” Then step onto a(n) alien, point yourself downhill, and off you go.

Snow playing is fun, healthy, and strange. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) alien on your head or play a(n) chul min as you sail by.

Wacky Web Tales

A Crazy Night at the Library

One night something really smelly happened at the library. The characters in the stories started torturing from their books!

human climbed into Charlotte's Web and started playing with Wilbur the Pig! alienwandered into an encyclopedia and ended up lost in kimhae!

The craziest part was when voldemort wandered into percy jackson and said, “dog, I don't think we're in naedong any more.”

Then kevin walked in and said, “what the heck!! Everybody back in place!”

The characters smelled around the room. Just in time! The students in grade A++ came in to get books for their reports, but it was safe. All the characters were back in the books where they belonged.

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Chain Writing

It was a dark stormy night. A man was in a room. the eletricity was out. There were some strange noises.
Especially from the bathroom. The man was rich and the bathroom was as big as usual person's house and it was creepy. He couldn't go in because there was no eletricity but he really needed it so he went in there..
The man couldn't see anything. Creepy sounds continued . Then he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned slowly.....

He saw 2 red lights flying towards him. He was so scared that he ran around like a mad bull and he fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a very creepy room with a rifel besides him.

" Hmm... am I still dreaming? He looked at the rifel. "I'm dreaming surely". He said. Then he heared a voice.
"You are not dreaming" "you are dreaming inside a dream". The voice said.

 "What?!" "Wake me up! Wake me up!" The man shouted in horror.Then from his back, a rifel hit him and the poor man fell asleep yet again....

 When the man woke up in the real world, he tried not to dream. But he did.  he was in the space shuttle. An idiot passanger pushed the man out. He died in the dream. Maybe it was real or it could have been a dream inside a dream.  


The End!!

Viral Video

 

Annoying orange is a viral video which was made by Dane Boedigheimer in 2009.

It started from a man but now it became a world's comc. It is subject of a TV series, a video game, toys, shirts, costumes and other accessories.

Annoying orange lives in a kitche with his best friend pear. Every time one character except orange die.
This video is one of the orange series. Orange has a braying laugh as annoying as his voice, and he often tells the objects he annoys, "You're an apple!" if he does not like them.
I like this video because of two reasons.
First, as you all know, it's funy. so I can releas my stress.
second, I like it because the story is really creative.
The way to be funny always change.
That's why I chose Annoying orange for my "Viral Video" essay.
Thak you for reading!



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