Thursday, January 12, 2012

Wacky Web Tales 4

The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Lee mung park and Jan Dark were walking down a(n) smelly trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were strangely and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Lee mung park and Jan Dark began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they pooped so far that they had wandered away from the trail.
It started to get dark. Lee mung park began to get worried, but Jan Dark seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Jan Dark said. “Do you see that underwear? It looks like a house!”
“We're saved!” cried Lee mung park, who was relieved.
Once they got closer, Lee mung park felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottage Lee mung park had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 1414 feet tall, and it was covered with red ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thingLee mung park had ever seen!
Lee mung park said, “Jan Dark, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”
“Don't be such a(n) play! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Jan Dark.
Lee mung park was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his ass chatter asJan Dark opened the door. All of a sudden, Lee mung park felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Lee mung park!” they all fainted.

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