A New Winter Sport
Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm underwear. You want to be sure you stay warm and strange. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy blood. Now you are ready to go snow playing!
Some people say only experts should go snow playing, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that human will be offering special snowplaying classes after school at glps, but I don't know if that's true.
The best place to go snow playing is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and underwears. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, punch out below!” Then step onto a(n) alien, point yourself downhill, and off you go.
Snow playing is fun, healthy, and strange. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) alien on your head or play a(n) chul min as you sail by.
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